HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! If you thought my real name was Hue Jass, or you thought I would actually give you my real name, then maybe you are a HUGE ASS. For now, I will continue to leave you and the Oaks Hollow Police Department in the dark. It turns out you cannot trust a nefarious serial killer to keep his word...quelle suprise.

But nonetheless, I am proud of you Detective. For the first time, I feel I have found the Sherlock to my Moriarty, except Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is not in control of this story and, as such, you will not be coming out on top. I, however, am quite keen to have someone worthy of my intellectual challenges. 

Don’t worry Detective, you will have more opportunities in the future to try and beat me at my own game. I do not anticipate you being any more successful than you were this time, but you will get your chance. I look forward to these future battles. They are sure to be a good TIME!!!!

You may now open the small, black envelope.